DO you qualify for this job?

From Craigslist:

Jack of all trades, master of the universe (anywhere)

I’m looking for a diverse individual to help expand my business.

Some of the skills necessary are:

Graphic design, Web design, Marketing
Computer hacking
Accounting
IT
Able to operate a fork lift, operation of heavy excavation machinery
Drupal
Plumbing, HVAC
Phlebotomy
Japanese swordsmithing, specifically Samurai swords
Classicly trained dancer
A masters degree or above and a MINIMUM of 13 years experience in each skill.
You are also responsible for cleaning my office and dropping my kids at soccer twice a week…

Unless you have all of the above skills please don’t respond, I’m very busy writing Craigslist ads trying to find people to run my entire business for next to nothing to make me money.

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About Natalie R. Collins

Natalie has more than 30 years writing, editing, proofreading and design experience. She has written 20 books (and counting), has worked for the Sundance Film Festival, and as an investigative journalist, editor, and proofreader. She embraces her gypsy-heart and is following her new free-thinking journey through life. Follow her as she starts over and learns a bunch of life's lessons--some the hard way.
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6 Responses to DO you qualify for this job?

  1. I looked over each of those skills and can with all the confidence in the world, let you know that I have not one of those skills. So am I hired?

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  2. How about now, but as an intern. We won’t start paying minimum wage until 2015. We’re planning for the future, you know.

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