Jack of all trades, master of the universe (anywhere)
I’m looking for a diverse individual to help expand my business.
Some of the skills necessary are:
Graphic design, Web design, Marketing
Able to operate a fork lift, operation of heavy excavation machinery
Japanese swordsmithing, specifically Samurai swords
Classicly trained dancer
A masters degree or above and a MINIMUM of 13 years experience in each skill.
You are also responsible for cleaning my office and dropping my kids at soccer twice a week…
Unless you have all of the above skills please don’t respond, I’m very busy writing Craigslist ads trying to find people to run my entire business for next to nothing to make me money.