I just ordered a pizza FROM THE INTERNET. FROM MY BED. Now don’t get the wrong idea. I do not weigh 1000 pounds and I won’t be eating the pizza myself. I can’t have wheat or bread, so the pizza is for Birdman and Dancing Daughter. And I am suffering from a Meniere’s day, so food doesn’t tickle my fancy.
But PEOPLE, I ordered a PIZZA from my bed. That’s cool.