I know you all are expecting something different from me, and I really intend to post a good old rant soon, as soon as I find something to rant about. But see, in the past two years, my life has been ANYTHING.BUT.FUNNY. So I have learned to laugh. Not sure how that works, but humor is very important to me.
Now, I share it with you.
Behold, the funniest site ever.
Last time I went to WalMart, I saw my mortal enemy’s husband. He ignored me. That’s how life goes when you are not on the Real Housewives of Utah and just an ordinary person. I also saw a man in pajamas, a young girl who forgot to wear underwear (she flashed me, folks), and a young hispanic man whom I almost beat to death with my protein shakes, because he was blatantly staring at my daughter’s butt! Not even trying to hide it.
Yeah, that’s WalMart.