Church shoes

So, I was taking RubySue home from dance last night, and as usual, she boggled my mind with her commentary. Every time I see her she manages to throw out at least ONE question that is TOTALLY unanswerable.

So, she pipes up from the backseat, as we headed south on I-15, toward her home, “Aunt Natalie, why do church shoes have to be made in a different place and different way from regular shoes?”

Hmmm. Probably because the Church Shoes can’t hang out with the regular shoes, or they might start smoking, and doing drugs, and having SEX ALL THE TIME WITH LOTS OF PEOPLE because they will want to sin, and not live the right way. After all, if Church Shoes start hanging out with say, Boots With the Fur, their lives will become one big booty call, and there will be NO HOPE for the Celestial Kingdom there. That’s what I think.

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About Natalie R. Collins

Natalie has more than 30 years writing, editing, proofreading and design experience. She has written 20 books (and counting), has worked for the Sundance Film Festival, and as an investigative journalist, editor, and proofreader. She embraces her gypsy-heart and is following her new free-thinking journey through life. Follow her as she starts over and learns a bunch of life's lessons--some the hard way.
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8 Responses to Church shoes

  1. Cele says:

    And here I worried about the big “Where do babies come from Mommie?” type questions, Ruby Sue is much more challenging.

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  2. Alison says:

    Boots with the Fur made me LOL.

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  3. T.B. says:

    So sorry that I clicked on Boots With The Fur. I think I’m damaged.

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  4. T.B. says:

    Besides, what the hell are Church shoes?

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  5. Natalie says:

    Church Shoes are shoes that DON’T hang out with Boots with the Fur….. Those shoes are NOT for clubbing.

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  6. T.B. says:

    What do you club? Jesus!

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  7. Barker says:

    The people with the fanciest shoes at church go to the Celestial Kingdom first and get the mansions closest to Jesus’ mansion.

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  8. Natalie says:

    You don’t club a WHAT silly. You club WHERE. And I personally don’t “club.” Too old and completely past that.

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