So, I was taking RubySue home from dance last night, and as usual, she boggled my mind with her commentary. Every time I see her she manages to throw out at least ONE question that is TOTALLY unanswerable.
So, she pipes up from the backseat, as we headed south on I-15, toward her home, “Aunt Natalie, why do church shoes have to be made in a different place and different way from regular shoes?”
Hmmm. Probably because the Church Shoes can’t hang out with the regular shoes, or they might start smoking, and doing drugs, and having SEX ALL THE TIME WITH LOTS OF PEOPLE because they will want to sin, and not live the right way. After all, if Church Shoes start hanging out with say, Boots With the Fur, their lives will become one big booty call, and there will be NO HOPE for the Celestial Kingdom there. That’s what I think.