According to the Nazarene Gazette, Jesus, 12, son of Mary and Joseph, has disappeared.
He was last seen in the New Testament, around the beginning of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
Jesus’ mother, Mary makes a desperate plea: “Please, if you see my baby, send word to: 44 Miracle Lane. We’re the second dwelling on the left.”
The boy is reported to have dark skin, black curly hair and brown eyes, and sometimes sports a halo. He was last seen wearing old Jerusalem-cruiser sandals, a white and blue robe, and carrying a sand colored satchel.
If seen, please report to the Nazarene or Galilean authorities.
One bezah of frankincense and an ephah of myrrh have been offered as a reward.