And then there was Joyce…

You know, I feel a little safer now that people are ACTUALLY KINDA pursuing Joyce McKinney, and maybe ONE of her puppies? Is she going to try to sneak into Korea to get the rest? Booger would be so proud, as Boogers often are. That oughta be interesting. Don’t the Koreans frown on that sort of thing? Just wondering is all….

When Joyce decided I was her best friend, and we were soul mates, if the MORMONS would just let her get to me, well, it was a bit of a nutty time. And then when I rejected her “friendship,” well that was SLANDER-worthy.

So now, she is on the run again, so she can avoid charges that she organized a burglary so she could pay for a prosthetic for her three-legged horse. Can I JUST say again how freaking hilarious this all is?

Thanks for allowing me that.

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About Natalie R. Collins

Natalie has more than 30 years writing, editing, proofreading and design experience. She has written 20 books (and counting), has worked for the Sundance Film Festival, and as an investigative journalist, editor, and proofreader. She embraces her gypsy-heart and is following her new free-thinking journey through life. Follow her as she starts over and learns a bunch of life's lessons--some the hard way.
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2 Responses to And then there was Joyce…

  1. Heather says:

    I would love to hear your story about this/her some day!

    Like

  2. K*tty says:

    Me too!

    Like

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