Will they sell "stupid" at the local stores, in place of "alcopop?"

I Luuurrrrvvveee Utah. With big wet sloppy drunk kisses, because that is the ONLY way one can possibly read or listen to the news here, especially during the LALALegislation Session, without pulling out one’s hair or migrating to Canada…. This year, our NEW and SPECIAL friend has made it especially interesting, and requiring a LOT more alcohol.

Some of the highlights of the past few days? Along with the whole “black baby” debacle and the “I gave you this job and I can take it away” egomania, Sen. Chris Buttboy, er, uh, Buttars, is NOW proposing a bill that would allow misconduct by police officers to be HIDDEN from the public. GOOD IDEA, CHRIS. Let’s take men with guns and the ultimate authority, make them unaccountable to the public for their actions, and see how that goes. It’s worth a trial run. Surely NOTHING BAD can come from that.

Maybe while you are at it, you can throw in certain Utah representatives. Let’s make THEM unaccountable for THEIR actions, too… Oh, you already thought of that? Go figure.

Thanks to Summer for this heads up. I think.

More about Buttboy? He is AGAINST gay clubs. I know. You’re shocked. Oh, and Gayle Ruzicka and her Nazi-ickas SUPPORT him. Again, the shock is overwhelming.

I had forgotten about this VERY amusing quote, or at least had forgotten that HE said it, until he brought it to my mind again with all his idiotic posturing.

“In my mind, if you are in the chess club, what do you talk about? Chess,” Buttars said. “If you are in the dance club, what do you talk about? Dance. If you are in a gay club, what do you talk about? I just don’t believe members of sexual orientation clubs should be sanctioned by the public schools — what they are talking about even a part of the public schools. They should not be allowed to have that on school property at all. It’s just wrong.”

This man is a danger to society. Or at least, to THINKING society. The rest of you nonthinkers should go picket your local quickie mart for selling alcopop. It will keep you busy while we tend to more important things. Oh, I think I hear Gayle Ruzicka CALLING you….

FYI, the above article I quoted notes that the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has joined THE FIGHT AGAINST ALCOPOP. I swear, what would we do without the Mormons? Meth use is RAMPANT in Utah, but by all means put your very large, very rich shoulder behind the INHERENT DANGERS of alcopop, which despite anyone’s belief is VERY STRONGLY REGULATED, and forget that children are being raised in hazardous waste bins–aka homes that are used for meth labs–in a very REAL and actually dangerous phenomenon. Where is the LDS CHURCH in the fight against METH? How about the fight against AIDS or CANCER?

No, by all means, let’s take a stance against alcopop.

Good God.

No wonder Chris Buttboy got elected here. He digs himself deeper with every day and NO ONE SEEMS TO NOTICE! Pay no attention to that man over there in that very large hole, dear. He’s just making the world safe for you, keeping away the black babies, gays, scientists and judges who don’t rule in your favor.