FrankenCruise gets freakier–"We are the way to happiness…."

Okay, well not freakier. He’s just a freak. But THIS was quoted in Gawker. It comes from a promotional video for the Scientologists, and they are scarier than the Mormons, because when I link to THEIR scary videos, they don’t disappear. This one is, apparently, no longer available.

When you’re a Scientologist, and you drive by an accident, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you’re the only one who can really help. We are the authorities on getting people off drugs. We are the authorities on the mind…. We are the way to happiness. We can bring peace and unite cultures. Now is the time. Being a Scientologist. People are turning to you. If you are a Scientologist, you see things the way they are, in all their glory, in all their complexity… It’s rough and tumble. It’s wild and woolly. It’s a blast. It really is. It is fun. Because damn it, there is nothing better than going out there and fighting the fight, and suddenly you see — boom! — things are better. I want to know that I’ve done everything I can do, every day… I do what I can. And I do it the way I do everything.

Tom be needing him some electric-shock therapy. Do you think Britney “Trainwreck” Spears is privately a Scientologist? Maybe Tom intervened, and convinced her she did not need those nasty meds…..

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