Code Word: Neighborhood Party

mission.wav (Please click here. Please. Please. I promise, it will heighten the experience.)

Elder LaMar: You got the potato chips?

Elder LaVar: Yup, you got the hot dogs?

Elder BRayGeorge: Yes, do you have the mustard and ketchup?

Elder PhilFrank: I thought it was my job to get the hot dogs!

President CarlEddie: So we have lots of hot dogs. I brought the burgers.

Bishop S.: Okay, slap some of that meat on the grill, and.. HEY… ELDER LAVAR! I thought I told you to HIDE THOSE BOOKS OF MORMON and ward schedules! This is a neighborhood party, not a WARD PARTY! You put that shit…. er stuff… out in plain sight, they are going to CATCH ON!

Elder LaVar: Sorry Bishop. I’ll hide them over here behind the green jello. Did someone remember the Kool-aid?

Bishop S.: That was Wayne’s job, but he’s having that Trapped Intervention tonight. We’ll have to do without. Now remember. What is our Mantra?

All: Nonmembers are friends, not prospects for baptism. Nonmembers are friends, not fresh meat, er, prospects for baptism.

Bishop S.: Okay, let’ s do it.

Narrator’s Voice: This has been another percocet inspired post by Natalie R. Collins, who is going to be REALLY peeved if the Mission Impossible wav doesn’t work….

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About Natalie R. Collins

Natalie has more than 30 years writing, editing, proofreading and design experience. She has written 20 books (and counting), has worked for the Sundance Film Festival, and as an investigative journalist, editor, and proofreader. She embraces her gypsy-heart and is following her new free-thinking journey through life. Follow her as she starts over and learns a bunch of life's lessons--some the hard way.
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7 Responses to Code Word: Neighborhood Party

  1. JulieAnn says:

    Brilliant. Are you gonna share? I need some brilliance tossed my way…my posts are getting WAAAYY too dry. 😀 I’ll trade you three P and raise you a mojito.

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  2. Renee says:

    Natalie, while I hope you’re all healed in a jiffy, the Percocet inspirations are truly wonderful. 🙂

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  3. Cele says:

    What they said, hysterical

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  4. Natalie says:

    Okay, JulieAnn, what is a mojito? Can you tell I’ve been sheltered in Davis County WAYYYY too long?

    Thanks Renee. I had fun with the wav. LOL.

    Cele, I try.

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  5. Tracy says:

    Oh Natalie, you must of been on percocet, you forget to mention the funeral potatoes.

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  6. INTJ_Mom says:

    Abolutely hilarious, especially the line about Wayne and the Trapped Intervention. Thanks.

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  7. kd says:

    What’s this about hotdogs?

    I thought Mormons had their ward parties at a steakhouse.

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