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Elder LaMar: You got the potato chips?
Elder LaVar: Yup, you got the hot dogs?
Elder BRayGeorge: Yes, do you have the mustard and ketchup?
Elder PhilFrank: I thought it was my job to get the hot dogs!
President CarlEddie: So we have lots of hot dogs. I brought the burgers.
Bishop S.: Okay, slap some of that meat on the grill, and.. HEY… ELDER LAVAR! I thought I told you to HIDE THOSE BOOKS OF MORMON and ward schedules! This is a neighborhood party, not a WARD PARTY! You put that shit…. er stuff… out in plain sight, they are going to CATCH ON!
Elder LaVar: Sorry Bishop. I’ll hide them over here behind the green jello. Did someone remember the Kool-aid?
Bishop S.: That was Wayne’s job, but he’s having that Trapped Intervention tonight. We’ll have to do without. Now remember. What is our Mantra?
All: Nonmembers are friends, not prospects for baptism. Nonmembers are friends, not fresh meat, er, prospects for baptism.
Bishop S.: Okay, let’ s do it.
Narrator’s Voice: This has been another percocet inspired post by Natalie R. Collins, who is going to be REALLY peeved if the Mission Impossible wav doesn’t work….