Pay ATTENTION!

I was perusing the most recent comments on the plague post, and found this one from our friend Trevor

Aaaaiiirrrrr baaaaalll !!
Aaaaiiirrrrr baaaaalll !!
Aaaaiiirrrrr baaaaalll !!

LOL — another sourpuss ex-mormon! Get back to church where you belong.

LOL!!

No, no, Trevor, we were talking about CATS. Not basketball. Professional cat riding, because I was a little fevered on Sunday, and forced to entertain myself while watching men ride bulls. I’m serious. But men are too big to ride cats. Maybe professional cat wrestling! Oh yeah, that’s the ticket.

Airballs are in basketball. Not cat riding or wrestling. Pay attention!

Because if you were, you would note there really isn’t much at all that is “sourpuss ex-Mormon” about me. This stuff is FUNNY stuff.

You get back to church. I have cat wrestling to plan.

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Natalie has more than 30 years writing, editing, proofreading and design experience. She has written 20 books (and counting), has worked for the Sundance Film Festival, and as an investigative journalist, editor, and proofreader. She embraces her gypsy-heart and is following her new free-thinking journey through life. Follow her as she starts over and learns a bunch of life's lessons--some the hard way.
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11 Responses to Pay ATTENTION!

  1. T. W. says:

    Uhh, I think he meant “Hair ball.”

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  2. ROFL!!! Good one, T.W.

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  3. Cele says:

    I’m with TW, I think he was yelling

    Haaaaiiiiirrrrr Bbbbballlllsssss!

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  4. Pete Dunn says:

    Trev left me the same clever and original feedback on my site too.

    http://fiddley.com/archive/200701/a_change_to_the_sunday_schedule

    He’s your run of the mill troll.

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  5. Pete Dunn says:

    Wow… and here on LFAB too:

    http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19053670&postID=116828102320785153

    He must have giggled himself silly when he thought of the one response he just KNEW would get us crazy ex-mos back to church. Now he’s steadfastly going forth and spreading the word.

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  6. Cele says:

    If Fiddly Pete is right then it’s Trev’s HHHHHaaaair Ball Scheme *bleck!*bleck*
    as Bill the Cat would say.

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  7. Oh my heck. He couldn’t even be ORIGINAL. Methinks he needs to spend some time AWAY from Church to allow his brain to dry out so he can think…..

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  8. T. W. says:

    Why is it that the hairball-brained posts have names that aren’t highlighted? Hmmm, don’t want us to know who they are possibly. i certainly wouldn’t want anyone to know I was going to church either, Trevor. (No offense meant Cele, your posts live up to your Celestial name — all translated correctly, so you don’t need the highlights of us mere telestial mortals.)

    Hey, Trev If you are reading how much you have us in a dither to go back to church, how come you don’t come and post something on my blog? I even quoted a few Bof M scriptures so you could feel at home.

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  9. C.L. Hanson says:

    He left that hair ball comment on my blog too…

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  10. Yeah, CL, he is anything BUT original. I liked Pete’s comment on his actions.

    “He must have giggled himself silly when he thought of the one response he just KNEW would get us crazy ex-mos back to church. Now he’s steadfastly going forth and spreading the word. “

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  11. Robert Baumgardner says:

    Natalie,

    I wonder what Mormons who tell us to get back to church would do if we actually took our unwashed, unrepentant selves back to church? At least I could take a cup of coffee to keep myself awake in sacrament meeting. They should be careful what they wish for.

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