You know, Mormons are not always easy to buy for, because wine and coffee are not good gifts for such people, and so, as we near the Christmas holiday, I thought I would go out and SEARCH out some good gifts for you to give all the Mormons in your life.
First, of course, I found the STRIPLING WARRIORS MOMMA’S BOYS T-shirts. These are perfect for every stripling warrior, from wee stripling age to older “please don’t stripling” age. Don’t delve too deep into this. You really don’t want to think about that Momma’s Boys connotation too deep, do you? If you find the Momma’s Boys thing a little too touchy, there is always the Nephi “JUST GO AND DO IT,” shirt. Come on, just go and do it.
Of course, you can’t forget about the lovely Mormon women in your life, so you certainly should consider buying them this “beautiful LDS temple dress.” The particular fetching style I viewed was called “The Alicia,” and it is a particularly shapeless, asexual, long white dress that reminded me of my first efforts at sewing, oh so many years back. But hey, if the Mormons think it’s beautiful, than it must be beautiful.
We had our family pictures taken just this weekend, and my mother sported a LOVELY Crystal necklace that, of course, had an etched picture of the Mormon Temple engraved on it. I’m still searching for that one, but I DID find lovely temple ornaments for all your friends. And on FROOGLE, there are all sorts of necklaces for Mormon. You can get some Breastplate Twelve Tribes Necklaces. Just do a search and you’ll see.
And LOOKIE HERE!! You can get a temple tie!
I’m telling you, there it is.
But I saved the best for last. Yes, you too can own a DOORKNOB necklace.
I found this gem on E-Bay, along with this heading.
SALT LAKE TEMPLE SILVER NECKLACE MORMON UTAH DOORKNOB. Who could ask for more?