You know, Mormons are not always easy to buy for, because wine and coffee are not good gifts for such people, and so, as we near the Christmas holiday, I thought I would go out and SEARCH out some good gifts for you to give all the Mormons in your life.

First, of course, I found the STRIPLING WARRIORS MOMMA’S BOYS T-shirts. These are perfect for every stripling warrior, from wee stripling age to older “please don’t stripling” age. Don’t delve too deep into this. You really don’t want to think about that Momma’s Boys connotation too deep, do you? If you find the Momma’s Boys thing a little too touchy, there is always the Nephi “JUST GO AND DO IT,” shirt. Come on, just go and do it.

Of course, you can’t forget about the lovely Mormon women in your life, so you certainly should consider buying them this “beautiful LDS temple dress.” The particular fetching style I viewed was called “The Alicia,” and it is a particularly shapeless, asexual, long white dress that reminded me of my first efforts at sewing, oh so many years back. But hey, if the Mormons think it’s beautiful, than it must be beautiful.

We had our family pictures taken just this weekend, and my mother sported a LOVELY Crystal necklace that, of course, had an etched picture of the Mormon Temple engraved on it. I’m still searching for that one, but I DID find lovely temple ornaments for all your friends. And on FROOGLE, there are all sorts of necklaces for Mormon. You can get some Breastplate Twelve Tribes Necklaces. Just do a search and you’ll see.

And LOOKIE HERE!! You can get a temple tie!

I’m telling you, there it is.

But I saved the best for last. Yes, you too can own a DOORKNOB necklace.

I found this gem on E-Bay, along with this heading.



About Natalie R. Collins

Natalie has more than 30 years writing, editing, proofreading and design experience. She has written 20 books (and counting), has worked for the Sundance Film Festival, and as an investigative journalist, editor, and proofreader. She embraces her gypsy-heart and is following her new free-thinking journey through life. Follow her as she starts over and learns a bunch of life's lessons--some the hard way.
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  1. WendyP says:


    How ’bout a Joseph Smith “Big Pimpin” t-shirt for the Bishop?



  2. Cele says:

    Oh, mi gosh, I so needed that laugh. Thank you Natalie. I want to know. Do they have Mormon bodybuilders? I know several gay bodybuilders, several questionable bodybuilders, and of course bodybuilders in all shapes, sizes, colours, and models – but Mormon? So I want to know who modeled for the Nephi shirt? Here put this shirt on, it’ll put muscles on you. You’d think they’d bottle that stuff up and sell it as a tonic for lonely missionaries.


  3. T. Wanker says:

    Now Cele,

    You should know that growing up Mormon, our Book of Mormons were filled with paintings by Arnold Friberg (Not to be confused with the governor of California, although he tended to make Ancient American Prophetic figments of Joseph Smith’s Imagination look like Governor Arnold). Being a Godly Man is to be a Tough Man.

    Here is an example:

    On another note, Natalie, you inspired me and I set up a couple of ideas that have been floating around in my head for years and suddenly they materialized this evening on Cafe Press.

    So, thank you Natalie and Cele for reminding me that the one testimony I took home from my mission was that the reason for existence is to have Joy.


  4. aerin says:

    Who knew about all this stuff? Amazing.


  5. Cele says:

    Wow, Thanks T, growing up Presbyterian our pictures, while hansome, were of considerably whimpier men. And well Quakers well, it just isn’t important, you just need a light.


  6. Kris says:

    I must be a bad Mormon, I asked for a exterior hard drvie for Christmas. Who really buys that crap anyways?



  7. Cele says:

    Kris smart choice, men built like that take a lot of upkeep. And if I’m going to have a man I want underwear that will light him up extensively.


  8. What, Kris, you don’t have a temple tie for your husband? LOLOL. Who buys that crap? MY MOM!!! I swear, if she saw that Web site she would be like the fly to the bug zapper. One thing though, she is damned easy to buy presents for!!

    Wendy, the BIG PIMPING T-shirt CRACKED me up. Funny stuff.


  9. Jack-in-Jill says:

    I don’t know who in there right mind would wear a J.Smith “Big Pimpin’ ” T-shirt. I understand the concept….but isn’t wearing one sort of like kicking yourself in the butt too?


  10. Kris says:

    LOL Cele…OMG that was funny.



  11. Hey, JIJ, I’m not sure who’d wear it either, but DAMN it’s funny. LOLOL.


  12. Lola Myers says:

    I hope to hell my boys never met you. What a waste!


  13. Renee says:

    Lola, I hope my boys NEVER MEET YOU. BACK ATCHA.


  14. Mark Munro says:

    Lol missions. Christmas is coming up again soon I wonder what youll get this year 🙂 And about the gay bodybuilders there is plenty here in Australia but I dont think you could ever see a gay mormon, it would go against what they preach.


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