Big Girl Panties? On.

I just want you all to know that as I write this post, I DEFINITELY have my big girl panties on, and I am READY to deal with any repercussions that might come from this post.

Paris Hilton. Singing? I heard this on the radio, and thought it MUST be an error. Actually, it was an error, but not the kind I thought it was.

Paris? Keep your day jo…. er. Keep your night jo…. er. DON’T FUCKING SING. Good God.

Further proof that if you have enough money, you can pretty much convince anyone to let you do anything. Next thing we know Paris will be singing with the MOTAB choir. NOT. Those Jesus Jammies are NOT HOT.

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About Natalie R. Collins

Natalie has more than 30 years writing, editing, proofreading and design experience. She has written 20 books (and counting), has worked for the Sundance Film Festival, and as an investigative journalist, editor, and proofreader. She embraces her gypsy-heart and is following her new free-thinking journey through life. Follow her as she starts over and learns a bunch of life's lessons--some the hard way.
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8 Responses to Big Girl Panties? On.

  1. Cele says:

    It just goes to show money will buy A LOT OF THINGS. But it won’t buy airtime for Paris Hilton to sing on my radio station.

    Ah, power is a wonderful thing 😉

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  2. Geez she (Paris) cannot act, sing, or anything. I think that if she did not have all that money she would not even be noticed. I see her face and immediately change the channel. No Paris for me.

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  3. Elaine says:

    Why do we even know who Paris Hilton is? What has she actually accomplished?

    She’s named after a hotel.
    She inherited a lot of money.

    Ummm. She managed to buy publicity with that money.

    That’s it?

    Nah. No reason to know who she is.

    Elaine

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  4. Howy says:

    Aw c’mon. Paris has done some stellar work in front of the camera. Have you seen her video? Go Paris, Go Paris, Go Paris . . .

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  5. Kris says:

    Hehe…I saw the video for her new song. First, the song sucks and she can’t sing. Second she flails and gyrates around in the sand in her teensy bikini…ewwwwww. Yeah, I TOTALLY agree with you Natalie.

    K.

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  6. Howy says:

    Oh . . . I didn’t know she did G- rated videos.

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  7. ktzmom says:

    Howy you are cracking me up. (I didn’t know she did G-rated videos either.)

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  8. Stenar says:

    I actually like that Paris song “Stars Are Blind” but I did make fun of it in my comic strip. Check it out: http://www.sissel.cc/smarmy/2006/06/9-june-2006.html

    Natalie, this is Rob Jones, your former coworker from Sundance Film Festival, by the way! I just read your book “Wives and Sisters.” I’m going to send you a proper email some time in the next few days, when I actually get a spare moment to discuss it with you and ask your advice. 😉

    I’m impressed and proud you have had your book published!! AWESOME!! GO NATALIE!!! 😉

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