Nazi Mormon Gayle Ruzicka Spotted at W&S Signing

Okay, not really, but DAMN did Suyo give me a heart attack when she walked up to my booksigning table at Barnes and Noble in Sugarhouse this afternoon. Yup, she introduced herself as GAYLE RUZICKA. I didn’t know whether to bolt for the nearest exit screaming bloody murder or jump across the table and BITCHSLAP her!

Luckily for both of us, it took me but a few seconds to figure out that this was NOT Ruzicka (there was no anal pucker to her lips and the stick-up-the-ass was noticeably missing). Only took me another few seconds to figure out it was jokester Suyo.

But man, for a minute there, she REALLY got my heart going….

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About Natalie R. Collins

Natalie has more than 30 years writing, editing, proofreading and design experience. She has written 20 books (and counting), has worked for the Sundance Film Festival, and as an investigative journalist, editor, and proofreader. She embraces her gypsy-heart and is following her new free-thinking journey through life. Follow her as she starts over and learns a bunch of life's lessons--some the hard way.
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7 Responses to Nazi Mormon Gayle Ruzicka Spotted at W&S Signing

  1. Cele says:

    Ha ha ha that must have made your hair stand up on end.

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  2. NoLihoma says:

    Natalie,

    As a service to womankind everywhere, Please, PLEASE, if you ever really DO run into Miss Gayle, Bitchslap her for all of us!

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  3. Natalie says:

    Yeah, Suyo, your comments were in the moderation queue, but I freed them!

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  4. azteclady says:

    Hey, Natalie, have you seen this? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12666588/

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  5. LOL.. what are friends for???

    or Time to get new friends. LMAO

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  6. kd says:

    I figured that this post had to be a prank.

    What would Gayle Ruzicka be doing at a book siging? Only people who don’t know all of the answers waste their time in book stores. I can’t imagine Ms. Ruzicka entering a bookstore when she is already filled with righteousness. As Joseph Smith would drone … Revelation is the true path to truth … not reason.

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  7. Natalie says:

    Well, I’ll have to admit that at first my heart slowed and my face got red… It really did. THEN I gave her a good look and figured out it was NOT Ruzicka. LOL.

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