Okay, not really, but DAMN did Suyo give me a heart attack when she walked up to my booksigning table at Barnes and Noble in Sugarhouse this afternoon. Yup, she introduced herself as GAYLE RUZICKA. I didn’t know whether to bolt for the nearest exit screaming bloody murder or jump across the table and BITCHSLAP her!
Luckily for both of us, it took me but a few seconds to figure out that this was NOT Ruzicka (there was no anal pucker to her lips and the stick-up-the-ass was noticeably missing). Only took me another few seconds to figure out it was jokester Suyo.
But man, for a minute there, she REALLY got my heart going….