Well, it’s official. The offspring of FrankenTom and StepfordKat has been born. Apparently, it’s a girl, although for a while today, it was up in the air just exactly WHAT they had given birth to. Given Tom’s leanings toward scientology, and his opinion that God at some point sucked out his brain, filled it with all the higher knowledge and power of the universe and then replaced it, I half expected some advanced version of the Stepford wife Katie Holmes has become, except with the ability to shoot laserbeams from her eyeballs and cure severe depression just by saying, YOU ARE NOT DEPRESSED. IT’S A CONSPIRACY. YOU JUST NEED VITAMINS.
I could yet be proved right.