I love friends. After she read my latest blog post, my friend Jen, who writes the fabulously funny Samantha Shaw mystery series, sent me this email.
All this time I thought you were just an ordinary bitch like the rest of us, but now I’ve been enlightened–you are a bitch of a different kind.
So how do I get elevated from ordinary bitch to one of a different kind
Heh. Funny, Jen. Sorry, but this mystery of bitchihood shall remain my deep, dark secret. We BODKs are rather exclusive that way. Plus I have no idea how I achieved it, so I’d rather pretend that I did it on purpose and fool the rest of the world. Did I just say that out loud?
I had another thought. I know, I know, I’m complaining about random snarky comments when I keep throwing in random comments. But bear with me. Is Shangri La aware that James Frey is a GUY? Because she/he WAS comparing me to him, right?
Is James Frey transgendered? Will this set off a whole new set of Internet rumors? If it happens it is NOT my fault.