FREE BOOK OF MORMON–Because I was so rash and called some of you the stupidest people on the face of the earth (it was ONLY directed at someone who would PAY for a copy of the Book of Mormon, so relax!), I thought it best to provide the link where you can go to get your FREE Book of Mormon. No (yeah, right) strings (sucker) attached (I-have-some-swampland-in-Arizona-to-sell-ya).
Here ya go:
FREE BOOK OF MORMON
Disclaimer: I am NOT responsible for what happens when those missionaries HAND deliver your free Book of Mormon. The best way to keep them from talking is to feed them. They’re young, and they’re hungry, away from home for the first time. Keep their mouths full, and you’ll be fine.