Late last night, as I tossed and turned and pondered the state of my Amazon ranking and various other things, like the fact it is TWO days until Christmas and there is nary a present under my tree, I had an epiphany. Why couldn’t my parents have raised us as Amish people? Then, when I said “no thanks, I don’t believe,” and began to make fun of all that they hold sacred, NO ONE would know. At least no one in the community, including my believing brothers and sisters. There’s something to be said for a community that shuns technology.
Just think—no hate email from Mormons, some of whom happen to be related to you. Gotta hand it to those Amish people….